#Episode – 08
“Tharki Mehta ka Tharki Chashmaa..... Tharki Mehta ka Tharki Chashmaa”
Sodhiii.....“Tarak bhai...Tarak bhai...Bache maarte hain mutthi....Roz biwiyon ki panty phaad jaate hainn”
Mehta....”panty phaadien....Aur Madarchod ban jaate hainnn..”
“Tharki Mehta ka Tharki Chashmaa..... Tharki Mehta ka Tharki Chashmaa”
Madhavi...”Chut marwaati din raat meri saas...mujhse chut chatwaati haii...”
Daya...aankh maarte hue......”Theek se saaf kar”
Mehta...”Chudwalo tum bhi..saas dost ban jaaaaaati haiii”
Madhavi....”Saasu Raand”...Daya....”Randi Bahuuuu”
“Tharki Mehta ka Tharki Chashmaa..... Tharki Mehta ka Tharki Chashmaa”
“Tharki Mehta ka Tharki Chashmaaaaaaa”
CC(khush ho kar): hmmmm..Hmmmm....Jethiya ko phone lagata hoonn....
CC dials the cordless phone....
JL: (smile dete hue)....bolo meri Daya raaani..bana liya meraaa khaanaaa....
CC:aee babuchak....main bol raha hoon....
JL(ghabra kar): ohh ..hmm..mmm..baapuji aap.....Aapne kyon phone kiya???
CC: kyonn...main tujhe phone nahin kar saktaa kyaa???
JL(Still confused): nahin nahin baapuji aap kar sakte hain phone...bataaiye baapuji.....kya kaam hai???
CC: arrey jethiyaa...aaj maine kaam ke liye phone nahin kiyaa....
JL: to phie kis liye phone kiya baapuji???
CC: arrey jethiyaa...bahu ne bataya ki tujhe aaj TONY Tv ka bahut bada order mila hai....
JL: haan..haan baapuji..sab aapka aashirwaad hai baapuji....(JL hawa main haath chala kar baapuji ka ashirwaad leta hai)
CC: haan haan....theek hai....to aaj 1 kaam kar...
JL: Ji baapuji..boliye...
CC: Apni dukaan ke paas ..aaj hi ek naya gujraati hotel khula hai...maine akhbaar main abhi dekha....
JL: Apni dukaan ke paas???
CC: Ae Dukaan waadi..chupchaap sunn naa...
JL: ji..ji... baapuji main sunn raha hoon...aap boliye..
CC: ..tujhe ye khabar dene ke liye phone nahin kiya ...
JL: ...phir kis liye phone kiya baapuji???(Full confused and daraa hua)
CC: tu Nattu kaka...aur Bhaaghaa ko wahaan le jaa...aur unko is order ki khushi main khana khila aaj...aur khud bhi khaa lena..tera pait bhar jaayega....
JL: nahin nahin baapuji..uski koi zaroorat nahin hai....wo log apna khaa lenge padmaawati hotel main...
CC: Jethiyaa....maine tujhe kya sikhaya hai....ki khushi jitni baanton utni badhti hai...hai naa...
JL: ji baapuji..
CC: aur is order ke peeche un dono ki mehnat bhi hai naa...
JL: ji..baapuji wo to hai......
CC: to meri baat maan... aaj un dono ko ache se khana khila....khud bhi khaa....aur mujhe bhi khaane de bahu ko....
JL: hainn..hello....
CC: (apni galti sudharta hua)mera matlab... mujhe bhi khaane de bahu ke haath ka khana...
JL: haan wo theek hai baapuji..magar...
CC: koi agar magar nahin......chupchaap un dono ko le kar jaa..aur khana khilaa kar lana......samjhaaa...
JL(darte hue): ji baapu ji....ji baapuji...
CC(thoda cool down ho kar): arrey jethiya....aaj us hotel ka pehla din hai....isliye wo log 50 takka chhut bhi de rahe hainnn....
JL discount ki baat sunn kar khush ho jata hai.....
JL: achha baapuji...ye to aur bhi badhiya baat hai.....phir nattu kaka aur Baghaa ko dukaan band karke...wahin le jata hoon..Dono khush ho jaayenge..
CC(muskuraate hue): haan haaan..shaabaaash...
JL: aur kuch baapuji...
CC: nahin nahin bas...
JL: theek hai baapuji..jai jeeenen....
CC: arrey jethiyaaa...ruk
JL: kya huaa baapuji...
CC: arrey wo bahu tere liye khana bana rahi hai...dhokhla...jalebi...usko manaa to kar de....yaa wo bhi khaayega aakar...???
JL: ohhhh ..haan baapuji...acha kiya aapne yaad dila diya.....main abhi phone karta hoon daya ko...
CC: aeee babuchakk...tu phone per hi hai...rukkk...
JL: ohh shorry...ji baapuji...
CC: Bahuuuu.....Bahhuuuuu
Daya:...aaayi baapuji....
Daya andar se daudti hui aati hai....
Daya : Ji baaapuji....
CC phone daya ki taraf badhaa deta hai...muskuraate hue....
CC: Bahu...le ..jethiya se baat kar....
Daya phone haath main le kar...
Daya: HALLOOO...Jai jeenendra...
JL: Jai Jeenendra ...(thodi masti se)...kaisi hai meri bulbul....??
Daya phone le kar ghum jaati hai aur chalte chalte thodi dour chali jaati hai.....
CC smile karte hue akhbaar main munh ghusa leta hai......
Daya: haan Tappu ke papa ...boliye....(she is still low)
JL: to..kya khila rahi hai aaj raat ko meri raani???
Daya: jo aap bol kar gaye they.....Unndiyo...Dhokla...Jalebi..Faafdaa...aurrrr
JL: arrey ruk ja ruk jaa pagli....sunn kar hi khushboo aane lagi tere lajeej khaane ki...
Daya apni tareef sunn kar sharmaa jaati hai...
Daya: Tappu ke papa..aap jaldi se aa jaaiye...main 1 ghante main khana bana kar rakhti hoon...
JL: arreyy meri dobi....isiliye to tujhe phone kiya hai...mera matlab tujhe phone diya hai baapuji ne...
Daya: mtlb..kya mtlb...????
JL: Arreeyyyy...Baapuji ne bataya hai ki hamaari shop ke paas hi ek naya gujraati khaane ka masssst restrautent khula hai.....to soch raha hoon ki Nattu kaka aur Bagha ko wahaan le jaa karkhana khile deta hoon...bechare bahut mehnat karte hain...to thoda khush ho jaayenge...
Daya: Addey waaah Tappu ke papa..ye to bahut achhi baat hai...aap sach main dusron ke liye kitna sochte hain...
JL(Jhoothi tareef paakar khush hota hua): arrey ...ismain kya hai.....wo log itni mehnat karte hain...to...hamara bhi kuch farz banta hai naaunke liye.....
Daya chalte chalte room ke andar aa jaati hai......phir dheere se peeche dekhti hai..ki baapuji to paas nahi hain....
Daya(Dheere se): Tappu ke papa..aapka dil to sach main aapke us se bhi bada hai...
JL(thoda gusse se):Matlab...tu kehna kya chahti hai... ki mera wo chota hai???
Daya(ghabraa kar): nahin..nahin...aap meri baat samjhe nahin.....
JL: phirr...yehi to matlab hua iska.....ki aapka dil aapke us se bada hai.....
Daya: Arrey mere bhole raja....mera matlab thaa ki aapka wo to bada hai hi...per aapka dil us se bhi bada hai....samjhe......
JL(khush hote hue): samajh gaya meri jaaneman....acha..daya....to mujhe aane main late ho jaayega....tu baapuji aur Tappu ko time se khana de dena..aur khud bhi khaa lena....
Arrey haan yaad aaya...Tappu padhaayi to theek se kar raha hai na....uska English ka paper hai ...Dekh Daya main bol deta hoon....iss baar wo fail hua yaa uske number kam aaye....to main uska school band karwaa kar...apne saath dukaaan main le aaaunga....aur phir....
Daya: Arreyyy....rukiye rukiye mere saiyaaan....aapka Tappu subah se kamre main baith kar mann lagaa kar padh raha hai...bas abhi abhi soya hai.....bol raha tha ki raat ko bhi padhegaa.....tu aap bilkul chintaa mat kijiye.....Tappu iss baar jarur paas ho jaayegaa...
JL: HMMMMM....phir theek hai...Acha..Daya...baat sun naa....Baapuji paas main hain kyaa??
Daya: Nahin..main to apne kamre main aa gayi....kyon aapko baapu ji se baat karni hai kya???
JL: Arrey nahin nahin...Acha tu wo kya bol rahi thi..ki mera kya bada hai....???
Daya: hmmmmmm..Aapka dil...
JL: Arrey Pagli...dil nahin...matlab mera dil to bada hai hi..per mera kuch aur bhi bada hai naa.....
Daya: haaaan.....
JL(masti karte hue): to 1 baar bata de naa....kya hai wo... ??? Bas 1 baar...
Daya: lo..1 baar kyon main 4 baar bol deti hoon....Apkaaaaa pait...aapka Pait..Aapkaa pait....Aapka Pait.... bas khush...
JL(ruuth kar): ye chaapli ..masti mat kar...bata naa....wo kya hai...
Daya: acha woooo...
JL: haaan...haaaan wooo...kya hai woooo...
Daya: hatt..main nahin bolungi....
JL: Plss plsss daya..bas 1 baar...plss..plss...plaayyyzze..rayquessstttttt...
Daya(hanste hue): haaye Tappu ke papa ...aap rayquesssstttt bolte hue kitne ache lagte ho...
JL: Achhaaaaa...to le....1 baar bata de naa Dayaa...PLAAYYYZZEE.....RAYQUEEESSSTTTTTTT..
Daya(laughing): ok..ok mere Raja...bolo kya bolna hai??
JL: haan...mera dil ...kis se bhi bada hai..???
Daya: Mere tappu ke papa ka dil.....unke.......LLLLLLLLLLLLND...se bhi bada hai.....
(daya jaldi se lund bol kar phone kaat deti hai...)
JL: Helllo....hello....Daya...Dayaaa...Chaaapli......phone kaat diya... Sharmaa gayi... lagta hai..koi baat nahin..aaj raat ko nikaal dunga uski saari sharam....hehe...Arrey haan nattu kaka ko bol deta hoon....ki padmawati main phone karke aaj ke khaaa cancel kar dein....aur us restrautent ka bhi pata karein...
And Jethalal Godown se Nattu kaka ko phone kar deta hai..
GHAR per:
Daya phone dene Hall main jaati hai..to CC usko dekhta hai...aur smile pass karta hai....
Daya bhi muskuraati hai...aur chupke se apni saree ke pallu ka kona..jo uski kamar main tied hai....khol deti hai.....aur phir jhuk kar table per phone rakhti hai....aur achaanak se .......uski saree ka pallu neeche gir jata hai.....showing her cleavage to CC....
Daya: hey maa....mata jeeeee..
Daya dheere dheere apne pallu sambhaalti hai...
Daya(erotically): Baapuji...wooo Tappu ke papa to aaj khana khaa kar hi aayenge....aur thoda late bhi ho jaayenge....to main soch rahi thi....ki rasooi mainnnnn jaaaakaar....kuchhh kaaam kar loon.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Aur daya achaanak se apna pallu phir se gira deti hai....aur phir se cleavage ke darshan karwaati hai..
This is indication to CC ki they can have fun in the kitchen...
CC: haan haan bahu....tu kaam kar le rasoi main.....main bhi zara tappu ko dekh leta hoon...
Daya sex bhari aankhon se baapuji ko dekhti hai..aur unko dekhte dekhte apne kamre main bhaag jaati hai...
CC bhi Daya ki sexy aankhon ko dekh kar madhosh sa ho jata hai....
CC: haan ..sab set ho gayaaa......chalo...ab tappu ko dekh leta hoon......
Aur wo uthh kar tappu ke room main chala jata hai.....Dheere se....Kahin tappu uthh naa jaaye..
Ab main aapko batata hoon Daya ki khushi ka asli raaz...
Waise to Daya ne JL ko bola tha ki uska LLLLLLLLLLund bahut bada hai....per wo utna bada bhi nahin hai....JL ka lund bilkul apne maalik JL ke jaisa hi hai.....MOTA lekin Chota.....
Aur wahin dusri taraf CC ka lund mota to Jethiya ke jaisa hai per uski height apne maalik Champak Lal per gayi hai.....to in short...CC ka lund...lamba bhi hai aur mota bhi.....aur kyonki CC apni sehat ka bahut dhyaan rakhta hai....aur daily exercise bhi karta hai..to wo JL se fit bhi hai.....isliye CC ka lund bhi fit hai..aur iss umar main bhi kaafi acha kaam karta hai...infact JL se almost double...
Thodi dair pehle tak Daya ki udaasi ka kaaran ye nahin thaa ki wo Baapuji ki ichha puri nahi kar saki...Balki usko is baat ka dukh thaa ki uske haath se ye mauka nikal gaya...kyonki Tappu bhi soo raha thaa....aur wo jaanti thi ki wo 8 baje se pehle nahin uthegaa....aur Baapuji ka mood bhi ban gaya thaa....aur aaj subah hi usne apne munh se chus chus kar CC ka maal nikala thaa.....to agar abhi wo daya ko chodte....to unka aur bhi late se jhadtaa....aur wo jyada dair tak chudti aaj....
Aur ab dekhiye.....in sab reasons ke kaaaran hi wo ab itni khush hai...
Ab aap log puchhoge..ki daya ko CC ka lund agar itna hi pasand hai.....to daya to kabhi bhi CC ko bol sakti hai aur CC daudta hua aa jayega Daya ko chodne ke liye...?
Dosto...yehi to hain Indian ladies ke raaz....wo hoti kuch aur hain...per dikhati kuch aur....
Jaise abhi thodi dair pehle Daya ne sabko apne dukh ka kaaran dikhaya kuch aur..per wo kaaran thaa kuch aur...
Koi bhi aurat chahe andar se kitni bhi badi randi ho....chudakkad ho...raaand ho....per wo hamesha yehi chahegi ki wo chude bhi aur badnaam bhi na ho....
Aur aise hi apni Daya bhabhi....wo andar se chudna to chahti hai....per Baapuji ko ye dikhaate hue..ki wo jo bhi kar rahi hai.....sirf 1 achhi bahu hone ke kaaran kar rahi hai.....unki majboori samajhate hue kar rahi hai....
Is se usko chudaai ke maze bhi mil jaate hain....aur wo bahut achhi bahu bhi bani rehti hai..
To lets Continue with the story......
CC dheere se Tappu ke room main jata hai..aur dhyaaan se....dheere se dekhta hai....ki Tappu kya kar raha hai..soo raha hai..yaa jaag raha hai..?
CC: Tappuuu...Tappu betaaa....
Tappu koi jawaab nahin deta.....
CC darte darte usko hilata bhi hai thoda saa...per Tappu tas se mas nahin hota...
CC apne anubhav se samajh jata hai ki Tappu thak gaya hai..aur abhi kam se kam 1 ghanta nahi uthega..
CC dheere se room se baahar chala jata hai...aur phir apne kamre main...aur phir 5 min baad...CC jhumta hua....Hall se hota hua....daya ke bedroom main ghus jata hai aur dheere se darwaaze ki kundi laga deta hai..aur bedroom se hota hua...Rasoi main....
CC: bahuuu....bahuuu...
Kitchen main daya kitchen slap per kuch kaam kar rahi hai....isliye CC ko peeche se apni bahu ki kamar aur Gaand dikhti hai...
Daya ne abhi bhi saree hi pehni hui hai...magar uski peeth kaafi dikh rahi hai....kyonki usne traditional blouse utaar kar SPAGHETTI top pehen rahi hai....jiske kaaran uski maansal kamar aur bhari hui baaju puri nangi dikh rahi hai CC ko...
CC: ab kya kar rahi hai meri pyaari bahuu....
Daya ek dum se mudd jaati hai.....usko kuch pakaate dekh kar CC ko thoda ajeeb sa lagta hai...magar use se bhi bada jhatka CC ko Daya ki chhati dekh kar lagta hai...
Daya ki spaghetti top uske mammon ko chhupa kam aur dikha jyada raha thaa...
Daya ek biwi se jyada kisi club main dance karne wali CHAMIYAA lag rahi thi...aur uske sexy chuchon per latakta hua mangalsutra uske sexy pan ko aur bhi jyada sexy bana raha thaa...
CC(hanste hue): Arrey bahu..ab to jethiya khana khaa kar hi aayega...tu abhi se khana banaane lag gayii...Aur ye baalon ka kya kiya ??..School jaane wali bachhi ke jaise chutiyaa kyon bana li...
Daya(Laad se): mmmm Baapuji...mujhe laga ki aap itni mehnat karoge ....to phir aaapko bhi to jaldi bhookh lag jayeegi naa...to socha jitna ban sake....utna khana bana leti hoon....phir aap baad main....time bhi to nahin doge naaa....
Aur baapuji....ye choti main main kaisi lag rahi hoon...???
CC (Daya ke paas aate hue....thoda hanste hue): ismain to meri bahu ek dum choti bachi lag rahi hai...jo tappu ke saath school jaati ho...
Daya(khilkhilaate hue): Hainn..naa...Hainn naa...
CC: haan haan...per meri bahu to judde main bandhe hue baalon main ek dum gujraati heroine lagti hai....to iski kya zaroorat thi??
Daya: woo.....aapko Sonu ko dekh kar ..woo hua naa....(daya CC ki dhoti main bane hue tamboo ki taraf ishara karti hai)...to maine socha..ki chalo main bhi Sonu ke jaisi schhol jaane wali bachi ban jaati hoon....(aur khein khein karke hansne lag jaati hai...)
CC (Daya ke paas aakar): Sach main bahu....tu apne baapuji ka kitna dhyaan rakhti hai...
Ye bolte hue CC apna munh Daya ke munh ke bilkul paas le ata hai...
CC: Arrey ye kya laga hai bahu tere munh per....
Daya(thoda shock ho kar): kyaaa..kyaa lag gaya baapuji....??
Daya apne haath se apna face saaf karne lagti hai....per tharki CC uska haath pakad kar neeche kar deta hai....
CC: Naa Naa Bahu....ab main aa gaya hoon naa.....to ye kaam main hi karungaa...
Actually kaam karte karte thoda sa dahi Daya ke face per aur uske chuchoon per gir gaya thaa....
Mauka ka faaydaa uthaate hue tharki CC ne....jhatt se daya ke mamme pakad liye aur apna munh khol kar un bade bade mammon per laga hua dahi chaatne lag jata hai...
Daya ki aankhon main saaf dikh raha thaa ki us chataai ka us per kya assar ho raha hai..
CC ko apni bahu ke badhe hue chuchoon per gira hua dahi...puri zindagi main khaya hua sabse tasty dahi lag raha thaa..
Daya ke mammon se dahi saaf karte karte...CC upper ki taraf badhne lag gaya aur phir uska agla nishana bana Daya ke gaalon per laga hua dahi..
CC ne apna munh khol kar us dahi ko aise saaf kar diya jiase wahan per kuch thaa hi nahin...
Aur daya ke haath main pakda hua bartan gir jaaye us se pehle hi Daya ne usko slap per rakh diya...
Aur daya ke dono haath CC ki kamar per chale gaye......aur uska munh khud se hi CC ke munh ki taraf ghoom gaya....aur sasur bahu ke hoonth aapas main takraa gaye.....aur jin hothon ka swaad raat main beta leta hai...wo abhi uski bête ke baap ki pyaas bujhaane lage...
CC jiski biwi ne usko kabhi lip kiss nahin kiya ache se....wo CC apni jawaani ki puri pyaas ab budhhaape main bujha raha hai....aur uski isi pyaas ke kaaran wo apne jawaan bête se bhi jyada ache se chusta, khelta hai Daya ke lips se...
Daya bhi mast hokar...bina kisi sharam ke us josh ka maza leti hai....aur badle main CC ko har us cheez main saath deti hai.....chahe wo Lips se Lips ko chusna ho..yaa CC ka Daya ke dono lips ko apne munh main ghusa kar bada sa French kiss ho...Daya bas apni aankhen band karke aur apne dono haath CC ki choti si gaand ko dabaate hue iss chuma chaati ka pura maza le rahi hai....
CC ki gaand dabaane main usko bahut maza ata hai....kyonki JL ki moti gaand to na hi uske haathon main aati hai....aur naa hi wo usko daba paati hai....
#End of Episode - 08