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Awesome update bro ??#Episode – 13
“Tharki Mehta ka Tharki Chashmaa..... Tharki Mehta ka Tharki Chashmaa”
Sodhiii.....“Tarak bhai...Tarak bhai...Bache maarte hain mutthi....Roz biwiyon ki panty phaad jaate hainn”
Mehta....”panty phaadien....Aur Madarchod ban jaate hainnn..”
“Tharki Mehta ka Tharki Chashmaa..... Tharki Mehta ka Tharki Chashmaa”
Madhavi...”Chut marwaati din raat meri saas...mujhse chut chatwaati haii...”
Daya...aankh maarte hue......”Theek se saaf kar”
Mehta...”Chudwalo tum bhi..saas dost ban jaaaaaati haiii”
Madhavi....”Saasu Raand”...Daya....”Randi Bahuuuu”
“Tharki Mehta ka Tharki Chashmaa..... Tharki Mehta ka Tharki Chashmaa”
“Tharki Mehta ka Tharki Chashmaaaaaaa”
Day 4....
Daya apni balcony per rakhe stand per apni bra...panty sukha rahi hai.....
tabhi casually uski nazar Abdul ki shop per jaati hai....aur kuch dekh kar...wo zor zor se chillana shuru kar deti hai....
TAPPU KE PAPAA......SODHIIII BHAAAIIIIII......ROSHAN BHAABHI....BHIDE BEHENNNNNN....BHIDE BHAAAIIII.......KOMAL BHAABHHHHIII....
Wo ek hi saans main sabke naam le jaati hai...
Ek ek karke sab log apni apni Balcony per aa jaate hainnn...
Sodhi: oye... ki hoya Daya Bhabhiji..Sab theek to hai naaa???..
Andar se bhagta huaa...JL and Baapuji...
JL: Kya huaa Dayaa..tu chilaaayi kyon rahi hai????
CC: Haan Bahu..kya huaaa?
CC tezi se chalta hua ata hai....aur jaanbooojh kar seedha aa kar daya ki gaaand per apna lund thok deta hai......aur phir peeche hat jata hai...
Daya us jhatke se thoda surprise hoti hai aur darr jaati haiki kahin jethalal ne notice to nahin kar liyaa...
PPL: Kya hua Jetha laal....ye Daya bhabhi itna chilla kyon rahi hain bhai??
Iyyer: aan Jetaalal..ye Daya bhabhi kyon chilla rahi hainn itnaa...subah subah..?
JL: iyyer bhaaiii...popatlaal.....wohi to...main bhiiii pu....
Bhide: Kya hua Jethalal subah subah kya kar diya tumne..??
Itne main Roshan bhi bahar aa jati hai....
Ab ye webseries hai to thoda change to banta hai bhaaiyo...
Roshan ne red cropped top aur red mini skirt pehni hui hai...aur uski moti aur gori taangein 75% se bhi jyada dikh rahi hain....
Uska first shot neeche se liya jata hai.....jis se thode thode darshan uski moti thighs ke inner part ke bhi ho rahe hain....
Roshan: Suun thayo roshan...ye daya bhabhi....kayko bomabom kar rahi hai ni ...
Roshan ko bahar ata dekh PPL ki tez aankhein itni dour se hi seedha Roshan ki moti gori taangon per chali jaati hai....
PPL phusphusaa kar: ohhh BC....ye roshan bhabhi to meri duniya hi hilaa dengi subah subah....Kyaa lag rahi hai Behen ki Lodi....
Daya: arrey...bhide bhai........popat bhai...
Babita jo andar apni nayi laayi hui Bikni try kar rahi thi.....Daya ki awaaz sunn kar ek dum balcony main aa jaati hai....
Wo ye bhi bhool jaati hai ki wo kya kar rahi thi room main...
Babita: IYYER....ye kya ho raha hai....
Aur 1 second ke andar JL Babita ko dekh leta hai.....
Background music...“hayeee....main marr jawaan”
Iyyer kuch jawaab deta babita ko.....us se pehle hi...
JL(with full smile): Good morninnnng babitaa ji...
Babita ke face ke baad jaise hi jethalal ka dhyaan babita ki bikni per jata hai....
JL: HAINNNNNNNNNN????
Shock n surprise se JL ki aakhein khul jaati hain...
JL ke munh dusri taraf karte hi.....CC apna haath Daya ki gaand per rakh kar...uski gaand dabaa deta hai....CC ka dhyaan Babita per nahin jata...
Daya: AAAA.....
Babita: Good Morning Jetha ji...
Iyyer mudd kar babita ko dekhta hai to uski gaand phat jaati hai..
Iyyer: Babitaa.....tum....tumm..aise baahar kyonn aa gayiiii????
Babita ek dum khud ko dekhti hai to sharam ke maare apne dono haath apni chhati per rakh leti hai..
Babita: OHHH MYY GODDD
Aur andar bhaag jaati hai....
JL: wohi main bhi puchh raha hoon.....aap chinta mat kijiye.... hainn???? bhaag gayiii!!!
Babita andar to bhaag jati hai per itni si dair main hi Sodhi aur Bhide uska pura nazara dekh chuke hote hain.....Magar kuch bolte nahin....
Jetha ki baat sunte hi CC apna haath daya ki gaand se hataa kar waapas apni kamar per rakh leta hai.....JL ke dekhne se pehle hi....magar wo khada aise hua hai...ki uski puri right side ki body upper se neeche tak...Daya ki left body se almost chipak rahi hai....
JL: Dayaa....
Sab log 30-40 seconds tak ek saath bolte jaa rahe hain......koi kisi ki nahin sunn raha...
Daya bhi kisi ko kuch nahin bata paa rahi....
CC ka dimaag kharaab ho jata hai aur wo chillata hai...
CC: CHUPPP CHUPPPP....CHUPPPPPP.....SAB CHUUUUUUUPPPPP....
Babita ji Tshirt and mini skirt main waapas aa jaati hain...
Aur ek second main sab chup ho kar ek dusre ko dekhne lag jaate hainnn...
JL: IYYER bhai shaanti rakhiye naa.....
Iyyer: mainnn..mainn...maine kyaa.......
JL: Babitaaaa jiiii......
Babita: Iyyer Chupp karo naa....
Iyyer (mann mann main): Bhen ki lodi.....
JL: TTHank u baapuji....Haan Daya..ab tu jaldi bata..chillaaayi kyon???
CC apna haath Daya ki backless kamar per haaath pherte hue...
"Haan bahu..Ghabraa mat..Araam se bata..kyaa huaaa???"
Daya: ji baapuji...
Daya Abdul ki shop ki taraf baaju aage karti hai....
Daya: Wo dekho...Abdul bhaaaaai...
Sab ek saath chaunk jaate hain.....
Hainn...Abdul...????
Oye Abdul...
Abdul...kahaan..???
Abdul....oye khudddaji...!!
Abdull....Abdul.....
Aise hi pehle to sab baari baari hairaan hote hain..
per samajhdaar CC sabse pehle andar bhaagta hai...peeche peeche JL....aur phir dekha dekhi... sab neeche utar kar.....Abdul ki shop ki taraf bhaagne lagte hain...
Itna shor sunn kar Madhavi bhi window per aa jaati hai...magar bahar nahin aati...aur dour se ye sab dekhti hai...
Stair se utarte utarte..
JL: Daya jaldi chal..jaldi.....
Daya: haan tappu ke papa...
Actually main JL ne Babita ko dekh liya hai...jo pehle pahunch gayi hai....aur Itni tight tshirt aur mini skirt mmain babita ke bade bade mamme aur uskii moti gaand ek dum phaad lag rahi hai....aur JL ke munh se nikal jata hai...
JL: OHHHH Bhenchodd...
Daya peeche mudd kar...
Daya: Hainnn kya bole Tappu ke papa??
JL: arrey kuch nahin..tu aage dekh aur jaldi jaldi utar....Abdul chala naa jaaye...
Daya: haan...haaan...
Aur seedhi se utarte hi JL kisi jawaan launde ke jaise bhaagta hai....jaldi se jaldi babita tak pahunchne ke liye....CC sabe aage bhaag raha hai...
JL: BABIITAAAA JIIIII....
Iyyer (mudd kar hairaan hote hue): Hainnn?????
Jetha (galti cover karte hue):..baaapu..jiii......
Aur bhaagte bhaagte...Jl bhaagte bhaagte babita ke bilkul paas pahunch jata hai...Babita ke 1 taraf Iyyer aur dusri taraf JL...
JL: Babita ji...aap to ek dum Hirrni ke jaise bhaagte ho....hum neeche bhi nahin aaye us se pehle hi app.........Kamaal hai..kaise karte ho aap ye....
Aur Hain Hain....karke hansne lag jata hai...
Uski baat sunn kar iyyer ki gaand jalti hai....magar Babita hans deti hai...
Babita: Kya Jetha ji..aaap bhi....
Iyyer: Jetaaalaal..umm loggg society ke corner per rete hainn....isliye...
JL usko beech main hi tokte hue..
JL: Abdul bhaaai....
Aur bhaagte bhaagte Jl side se babita ke 42DD chuchon ko uchhalte hue dekh raha hai...Iyyer aur babita se nazar chuppate hue....
Ek taraf JL jaldi jaldi bhaagta hai...dusri taraf apna PPL araam araam se utarta hai....aur jaise hi Sodhi aur Roshan ko dekhta hai...daudne lag jata hai....
PPL ka dhyaan Abdul se jyada Roshan ki moti aur gori taangon per hota hai....aur wo dheere dheere baahgte hue....peeche se Roshan ki gaand aur 75% nangi taangon ka pura maza le raha hai....
Sodhi(mudd kar): Oye POPPU.......itna dheere kyon bhaag raha hai..jaldi chal...
PPL(Langdaane ki acting karte hue): Haan Sodhi..wo main...aah...tu chal...main aa raha hoon...
Sodhi: Oye chhad ainu....Sonniye chheti chheti chal...kithe Abdul chala naa jaaye...
Roshan: Haaan de...
Abdul ki dukaan per pahunch kar sab Abdul ko ghair lete hain...
JL apni aadat se majboor babita ke ek dum saath khada ho jata hai uski side gaand se apna mota pait touch karke......aur PPL jagah dekh kar Sodhi ke saamne khada ho jata hai...kyonki wo janta hai ki Roshan Sodhi ke saath hi khadi hogi.....aur saamne se wo apni tharak puri kar sakegaa....Roshan ko dekh dekh kar..
Bhide: Abdul....Abdul...sab theek hai naa??? Tum 3 din se aaye nahin......tumhara phone bhi band aa raha hai....????
Sodhi: oye Abdul ki hoyaa..? tu kithe si yaar 3 din se...tere liye sab kinne pareshaan ho gaye si aithe....
JL: Abdul...ooo Abdul....Kya huaaaa......kuch baataaa bhaaaai...
Aise hi sab log...Abdul..Abdul..ye..Abdul woo..bla bla.....apni apni bakwaas chodne lag jaate hain..phir se 1 baar..
Babita jo JL ke saath khadi hui hai...wo bhi lag padti hai...
Babita: Bolo Abdul bhai....koi problem hai to bataao..hum sab hain naaa..
JL: Areey ab to Babitaji bhi puchh rahi hain bhai...tu kitna naseebwala hai...ab to bata de bhaaaaaai...
Sab JL ko ghoorte hain...
JL(phir se cover karte hue): Arreyyy.....Mera matlab....babita ji..roshan bhabhi....daya.....Komal bhabhi...sab puchh rahi hain..to ab to bol.....
Abdul...kisi ki baat ka koi jawaab diye bina apni dukaan ka saamaan dheere dheere pack kar raha hai....
Aur phir se CC ko beech main ana padd jata hai...
CC: Arrreeeeeyyy....chuppp...chuuuppp..chuppppp.
SILENCE.......
Sabko gusse ki nazar se shaant karwaane ke baad...CC khud bhi shaant ho kar aage badhta hai aur pyaar se apna haath Abdul ke kandhe per rakhta hai....
CC: Abdul...kya hua ??? Tu itna chup kyon hai?? Aur teri tabiyat to theek hai naa...??
Abdul araam se mudd kar...dono haath jodd kar...
Abdul: maaf karna chachaji....meri wajah se aap sabko itni takleef hui....Magar aapka ye Abdul...ab aap logon ko aur takleef nahin dega..Main aaj hi dukaan band karke gaon jaa raha hoon
Abdul ke itna bolte hi....sab ke sab phir se ek saath shuru ho jaate hain...
Abdul...Abdul bharaa...Abdul...bla ..blaaa..blaa....
CC:SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
CC sab logon ki taraf ghumta hai aur sabko samjhata hai...
CC: Bhide......Sodhi.....Iyyer.........Haaathi....tum sab log jaao yahaan se...main baat karta hoon Abdul se...
Sodhi: Magar chachaji....
CC: SODHIIIIIIII....
Sodhi munh latka kar: Chalo bhaiyo....
Baaki log bhi Mudd kar waapas chal padte hain....per JL wahin khada rehta hai baapuji ke saath....
CC JL ko gusse se dekha kar..
CC: Tujhe kya alag se likh kar dena padega.. jethiyaaa....???
JL: ohhhh......main bhi??? woooo.... aapne mera naam nahin liya tha naa too... mujhe lagaa.....
CC sur jyada gusse se looks deta hai...
JL: haan haan..aap baat kijiye Abdul se...
ok Abdul bhai.....tum araam se baat kar lo baapuji...aur koi bhi baa....
CC: Jetthiyaaaaaaaa...
Aur JL bhi bejjati karwaa kar wapas chal kar sabko join kar leta hai .....aur sab log society ke compound main khade hokar baapuji ka wait karne lag jaate hain...
Madhavi jo khidki se ye sab dekh rahi hai......
Madhavi: Ahooo....Ahooo.....
Daya: Bhide bhai..wooo madhavi bhabhi aapko bula rahi hain....
Bhide thoda aage aakar: haan madhavi bolo...
Madhavi: Wo kya huaa....A B D U L ka..... (Abdul naam badi ruk ruk kar leti hai Madhavi)..
BHide: Pata nahin Madhavi..wo bol raha hai ki main dukaan band kar dungaa....gaon chala jaunga....pata nahin...kuch samajh nahin aa raha.....
JL: Bhide.......
Bhide: Aya Jethalaal.....Madhavi main ata hoon....
CC Abdul ki dukaan ke floor per baith kar
CC: baith Abdul...
Abdul: Arrey chachaji aap neeche kyon baith gaye..main kursi deta hoon aapko...
CC: Nahin Abdul...main theek hoon ...tu baith mere paas
Abdul baith jata hai...
Aur CC Abdul se discuss karta hai......wo kisi ko sunaya nahin jata...
Udhar Society compound main..
JL: Bhide....sach sach bataa...tune to kuch nahin bola naa Abdul ko....Dekh koi baat hai to abhi bata de....varna baad main baapuji se tujhe koi nahin bachaayegaa...
Bhide: Jethalal....aisi koi baat nahi hai....mera koi jhagdaa nahin hua Abdul se...
JL: Iyyer bhai...kahin aapne....???
Iyyer: kyaa jetaalal..tumko har baar main hi dikta hai kyaa??? 2 din se tumko main kitni baar bola..ki maine abdul ko kuch nahin bola..kuch nahin bola...kuch nahin bola...phir bhi tum....
JL: OK ..OK Iyyer bhai..i am sorrryyyy.....
Phirr kyaa baat ho sakti hai.....
Tabhi PPL jo kaafi dair se sabse nazrein churaate hue Roshan ki bhari hui taangein taad raha thaa....
PPL: Mujhe lagta hai...jarur haathi bhai ne Soda ke paise nahin diye hoge Abdul ko....
Komal: Hainn...Arreyy.....
Bhide...JL..Iyyer ek saath: Kyaaaaa PPL ..kuch bhi bol raha hai......
Sodhi: Oye poppu..tujhe pata hai naa..ki haathi bhai 15 din se puna gaye hue hain...Aur tu khaamkhaah unke naam per bill phaad raha hai...
PPL: Haan Magar.....
Sodhi(gusse main): Oye Poppu tu chup hota hai yaa main maaron teri Gaann...
Roshan ek dum rok leti hai Sodhi ko....
PPL hadbadaa jata hai..aur chup ho jata hai...aur wapas Roshan per concentrate karta hai...
Bhide: Jethalal..kya baat ....aaj Mehta sahib bahar nahin aaye.....wo ghar per to hain naa..??
Sodhi: haan Jethabharaaa..wo Mehta sahib....
JL: Arrey..woooo....main batanaa bhool gaya sabko....Mehta sahib aur Anjali bhabhi ko kal raat ko hi jana pada achaanak se...wo Anjali bhabhi ki koi maousi hain..unki tabiyat kuch theek nahin thi...to..wo log raat ko hi chale gaye....
Bhide aur Sodhi ek saath: OHOOOOOOOO..
Actually main dono ki biwiyaan moti ho gayi hain..unki gaandein bhi badi ho gayi hain aur chuche bhi...isliye aajkal dono ka dil....slim and fit.....patli kamar...choti gaand....santre jaise mamme aur patli patli taangon ki maalkin Anjali per aaya hua hai...
Andar Madhavi bhi kaafi pareshaan ho gayi hai....
Madhavi: Devaa....Abdul to mujhse bhi jyada pareshaan hai....Lagta hai Abdul bhai ko apne kiye per...Shayad..Abdul utna bura bhi nahin hai jitna mujhe lag raha hai...Achha hua maine inko kuch nahin batayaa....
Madhavi ko Abdul ka behaviour dekh kar bahut bura feel ho raha hai Abdul ke liye....
Madhavi Khud se: Bechara Abdul...uske ghar main 3 choti behenein hain....jinki shaadi karni hai.....1 widhwaa maa bhi hai....Ghar ka kharchaa aur behnon ki shaadi...ye sab wo issi dukaan se kamaakar hi karega....phir bhi wo is baat ke liye itna bada kadam uthaane jaa raha hai...
Devaaa....ye dukaan band ho gayi to uska parivaar to sadak per aa jayegaa...nahin nahin...aisa nahin hona chahiye...
Actually in 3 din main madhavi ka gussa kaafi shaant ho gaya hai...Aur ab wo thoda logically soch rahi hai...
Madhavi Khud se: Aur Abdul bhai ki bhi to shaadi ki umar ho gayi hai....Ab aurat ki bra aise khule main dekh kar....ek jawaan aadmi ka dimaag to kharaab ho hi sakta hai....ismain kaun si badi baat hai...Madhavi....tu bhi naa.....kabhi kabhi ek dum yeddi ho jaati hai....
Now she is feeling bit relaxed....and much confident..
10 min baad CC khada ho jata hai...aur Abdul uske pair chhutaa hai....
JL CC ko ata dekh kar..
JL: arrey...aa gaye baapuji...
Aur sab jaldi jaldi daudte hue CC ke paas pahunch jaate hain....
JL babita ke saath saath...aur PPL Roshan ke peeche peeche...
Bhide: Kya huaa chachaji...kya bataya Abdul ne???
JL: Bhide ruk jaa..Baapuji bataate hain...
CC chupchaap chalta rehta hai....aur baaki log "chachaji..chacha ji...baapu ji..baapuji"..karte hue uske peeche peeche..
Thoda aage aakar CC ruk jata hai...
CC: shaant ho jaao sab...
JL: SSSSSHHHHHHH....SHHHHHHH...
Bhide: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHH
#End of EPISODE - 13
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